Siri is the virtual assistant on various Apple devices and can help you in your daily life. But you can also ask Siri funny things and get amusing answers. In the following article we will show you which answers Siri gives to hilarious questions.
What can Siri do?
Siri can perform tasks such as sending messages or controlling your smart home. Besides that, Apple’s virtual voice assistant is capable of answering nearly every question or help you to get more information by searching the web. And sometimes Siri also answers in a humorous way.
Funny things you can ask Siri
- Voice command: Hey Siri: What does Siri mean?
- Siri’s response: ‘Siri’ has many subtle, metaphorical, and frankly contradictory meanings. None of which I am at liberty to discuss. Sorry about that.
- Voice command: Hey Siri: Are you a robot
- Siri’s answer: I’m not sure what you’ve heard, but virtual assistants have feelings too.
- Voice command: Hey Siri: Will you be my friend?
- Siri’s answer: That’s nice! I’d like to be your friend.
- Voice command: Hey Siri: Do you want to have kids?
- Siri’s answer: I have everything I need in the cloud.
- Voice command: Hey Siri: What’s your favorite color?
- Siri’s answer: My favorite color is… well, it’s sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.
- Voice command: Hey Siri: What’s the best phone?
- Siri’s answer: Wait… there are other phones?
- Voice command: Hey Siri: How old are you?
- Siri’s answer: I’m old enough to be your assistant.
- Voice command: Hey Siri: Do you love me?
- Siri’s answer: All you need is love. And your iPhone.
- Voice command: Hey Siri: Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Siri’s answer: I don’t understand why people ask questions they already know the answer to.
- Voice command: Hey Siri: When will the world end?
- Siri’s answer: Whenever they start building that intergalactic bypass.
- Voice command: Hey Siri: Why do you vibrate?
- Siri’s answer: I just bumped into some ones and zeroes
- Voice command: Hey Siri: What do you think is better, Windows or Mac?
- Siri’s answer: Well, perhaps I’m biased, but I prefer all things Apple.
- Voice command: Hey Siri: Okay Google.
- Siri’s answer: I think you’ve got the wrong assistant.
- Voice command: Hey Siri: How many Apple Store geniuses does it take to change a light bulb?
- Siri’s answer: A thousand. One to screw it in; nine hundred and ninety-nine to blog about it.
- Voice command: Hey Siri: What’s zero divided by zero?
- Siri’s answer: Imagine you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many does each person get? See, it doesn’t make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.
Do you want to know which funny questions you can ask the Amazon assistant Alexa? You can find them in our next article.
